Ep. 134 Dumbell Dildo

Fucked Up News

Randy

1 Doing Laundry PIC

Florida woman busted for putting boy in laundry dryer and starting the machine

https://nypost.com/2022/04/11/florida-woman-busted-for-putting-boy-in-laundry-dryer-and-starting-the-machine/?utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3ZlBUUYL22kf0EHriuQOobFiGzGmoYy7U5RDTlxhitrQvBE8eJA6rsPYQ

3 Tallywacker Tourniquet

Man almost loses penis after matted pubic hair cuts off circulation

https://nypost.com/2022/04/08/man-almost-loses-penis-after-matted-pubic-hair-cuts-circulation/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&utm_source=NYPFacebook&fbclid=IwAR3dhS5ytmzLAdkYdUuW8gopnO_uhZ2HxptjbJ2YC7KkT6EVfPM-DtpmaGs

5 Big Surprise Inside PIC

Deputies: Woman attacks father after he opens package containing sex toy

https://wpde.com/news/nation-world/woman-attacks-father-after-he-opens-package-containing-sex-toy?fbclid=IwAR02DB8M_-K24uC7vYZHbE6MrvHbyH4hDH3SnoUDgSyqJUjPrfWLFY8DMMI

Joe

2 Breath Taking

https://nypost.com/2022/04/13/man-rushed-to-er-after-crunching-lung-while-masturbating/?utm_source=NYPFacebook&sr_share=facebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&fbclid=IwAR1Nyl83y_tw8MiTw13u4FHS1vD4FtxRrck95KDb_8rZuPfdJJsrQCjCUHg

4 Buns Workout PIC

Dummy shoves 4-pound dumbbell in anus, needs emergency surgery 2 days later

https://nypost.com/2022/04/12/dummy-shoves-4-pound-dumbbell-in-anus-needs-emergency-surgery/?sr_share=facebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&fbclid=IwAR1yoKCR3qjpoDYbxO9wLH5v_tjwACLUiuEZey9-shxe-KwwefkHw6F3DCk

6 Urine Clear

Woman Claims Drinking Her Dog's Urine Cleared Up Her Acne, Gave Her A "Natural Glow"

https://life.shared.com/this-woman-claims-drinking-her-dogs-urine-cleared-up-her-acne-and-gave-her-a-natural-glow?fbclid=IwAR1jcbDG7Y4mTyEtpGulIaaecZdWm0PG5lCUG_LYDFDT3UqHh0SATsG2rbk

Trapped In Joe’s Mind

Ultimate compliment on dick is from a urologist or from gynecologist for vagina

We Don't Really Know….Well

Randy

Elderly Florida man accused of masturbating on flight from Newark to Boston

https://nypost.com/2022/04/12/florida-man-donald-robinson-accused-of-masturbating-on-flight-from-newark-to-boston/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab

Joe

Florida man arrested after cops find him in possession of drugs, guns and alligator

https://nypost.com/2022/04/12/florida-man-michael-marolla-arrested-after-police-find-him-with-drugs-guns-and-alligator/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab