Ep. 135 Unidentified Groping

Fucked Up News

Joe

1 Finger Guns

Florida man tries robbing Waffle House with finger guns

https://www.bolde.com/florida-man-robbing-waffle-house-finger-guns/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Partner&utm_campaign=foo&fbclid=IwAR1Nm_5R-CR7na5qfdyoMwL5faf0Df50DFniTT36IxaW4MVa6O3CEV4NeEM

3 Break In Groping

NJ woman groped by unidentified, naked man in her shower

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/police-nj-woman-groped-by-unidentified-naked-man-in-her-shower?utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3kEj6DRvvMiXB9FMj2dx7SMs8dOsE1zCfpWou-6866830TbtHsK4K3M_w

5 Eye Contact Is Key

Masturbating creep torments woman on kNYC subway

https://trib.al/AcPbDnn?fbclid=IwAR0xvUSz50U3ooFHwglh9PnONB6E_483MPs0PEHX_U3PnCEjEHXGTRZn5R4

Randy

2 Fucking Weirdo PICS

‘Fictosexual’ man married hologram bride, but now struggles to bond with her

https://nypost-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/nypost.com/2022/04/26/fictosexual-man-married-hologram-bride-now-struggles-to-bond/amp/?amp_js_v=a6&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQIKAGwASCAAgM%3D#aoh=16510636673995&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fnypost.com%2F2022%2F04%2F26%2Ffictosexual-man-married-hologram-bride-now-struggles-to-bond%2F

4 Money Maker PICS

Sphynx cat nearly died after being used as ‘breeding machine’ for 90 kittens

https://metro.co.uk/2022/04/26/sphynx-cat-rescued-by-lancashire-charity-after-bad-breeding-16536230/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR1ddzXIQ9nJvHXlOl3J58_XvLyR5mMUxHs_vR02KioSmwpJj_o66XCu7vs

6 Bad Grandma PIC

Louisiana 4-year-old dies after grandmother forced her to drink bottle of whiskey as mother watched

https://trib.al/u16MHKc?fbclid=IwAR1sqHUPdV2bVydV8QwMskDu-aczcf_ymOFzPsUEdQ2P4uX7AP64V94xkGA

Randys Rant

Customer service, waiting on hold for long times, shitty music, then speak to representative for 5 min and get nothing accomplished. Why the fuck did i even call then

We Don't Really Know….Well

Joe

Boy born with two penises, doctors cut off bigger one

https://trib.al/iqsR6KQ?fbclid=IwAR1yswtmC5XNPFNazutF830z_q8OkH4jDy7eBlpFpd2LK7tP5gQCOGQip8Q

Randy

Woman choked to death on chewing gum she had to stop throat getting dry

https://metro.co.uk/2022/04/28/wales-woman-chokes-to-death-after-falling-asleep-chewing-gum-16550507/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR2PV91cUYLgDJVDUMQdThHk8793Sb88fsJgaOlHHhhVbqn8jgoA9x6Lzs0