Ep. 102 Mid Air Stroke and BBC

Fucked Up News

1. Mid Air Jack Sess JOE

https://nypost.com/2021/05/30/southwest-pilot-sentenced-for-watching-porn-mid-flight/

2. Big Ass Distraction RANDY

https://nypost.com/2021/06/02/karen-tells-burger-king-worker-uniform-is-a-distraction/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow&fbclid=IwAR2ooe9muDe5YJ_nrKl2sEQQRyn7emVkrc1fyereCopxm1tdJqBCd5oty_w

3. You Up Bitch JOE

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/bride-dies-heart-attack-during-24239158

4. Body Hits The Floor RANDY

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ny-patient-dropped-from-operating-table-dies-20210529-pmwvaelxdfaqpnltii752eiyia-story.html

5. I Didn’t Hear A Thing JOE

https://nypost.com/2021/05/29/prison-guards-didnt-notice-satanist-tortured-beheaded-cellmate/

6. Why So Mad RANDY

https://metro.co.uk/2021/05/31/pensioner-shot-neighbour-in-face-in-row-over-hedge-trimmings-14681280/

Would You Rather…….

Win the lottery or live twice as long

Would you rather live without music or live without tv

Would you rather give the first 99% of a blowjob or the last 1%

We Don't Really Know…...Well

97 Year old Utah womans headstone includes her favorite fudge recipe

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/97-year-old-utah-womans-headstone-includes-her-favorite-fudge-recipe

Arizona man accused of killing and cooking roommates pet rabbit

https://www.12news.com/mobile/article/news/crime/tempe-arizona-man-accused-of-killing-cooking-roommates-pet-rabbit/75-1b14aa26-8a60-4b5c-9bb8-1abbc7e32b5a?fbclid=IwAR0VIW9PnoewYjU9HWSQ7yj9miDb6VPIVV5Ud3QNLXeSa_uyGHSZyLbePdw

Mom Believes daughter died from chewing too much gum

https://nypost.com/2021/05/31/mom-believes-daughter-died-from-chewing-too-much-gum/

Missed Opportunities

California girl who saved dogs didn’t realize she shoved bear

https://nypost.com/2021/06/02/california-girl-who-saved-dogs-didnt-realize-she-shoved-bear/

Update

Yuri the pan sexual wants to date people now OMG

https://nypost.com/2021/05/31/bodybuilder-who-married-sex-dolls-now-open-to-dating-humans/