Ep. 113 Randy's Got Mono

1 Jail-Bait PIC

https://nypost.com/2021/08/16/florida-woman-busted-for-masturbating-exposing-self-during-jail-visit/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&sr_share=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3mourEqCDOkDrCodf3WmEUcLru3nQgn4eUPXaZ6AeaYRQc9sJ4ZHC1gCA

2 No Control

https://metro.co.uk/2021/08/17/man-wins-5million-lawsuit-claiming-bar-served-him-too-much-booze-15105873/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR3TUQzf5_APvA3CzCiD_9u_S7iScWlBXUgPCRCUdWzdlRVS2_yg1dvASPc

3 I Kan’t Writ Good PIC

https://nypost.com/2021/08/12/bank-robbery-foiled-when-teller-cant-read-stickup-note/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&sr_share=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3vP-pxzRcxDWio2CzHH-zHlGs5cvaEJ3CMaVVAghVYoafoJD4jz3vG91E

4 A Party With Awesomeness VIDEO

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/alligator-attacks-handler-at-childs-birthday-party-in-utah?utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3vZGe7KZ3oblyi8ZUhYk2_PBKtVOoBGT_ThK6f3QLxO5sl8qJowSJXGvE

5 Clean This Piss Up PIC

https://metro.co.uk/2021/08/18/south-tyneside-tenant-leaves-behind-5000-beer-cans-filled-with-urine-15110684/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR2C3qYq4VvJ6cXMU1pfeGKbHUR6bJWM9ibqgw5kVnTsqCDTKjkEFn0rq0s

Would You Rather

Have 3 legs or 3 arms

Be trapped in a closet with 10,000 tarantulas for 10 minutes or eat 10 live tarantulas

Be homeless but never have to work or work a job you hate that eventually kills you but you have everything

We Don't Really Know

North Carolina attempts to outlaw child weddings

https://trib.al/3mbDbe8?fbclid=IwAR3yKcuJaBUi2Rtgdh9PemSiD02jxuVPt-E6YuAx0db8oinZ8Y1kkR9HE1A

Women have more intense orgasms through masturbation than by having sex

https://metro.co.uk/2021/08/17/women-have-more-intense-orgasms-through-masturbation-than-through-sex-15103514/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR2KKjYb-2-o8isWYEtVm2gSczXAFi-XqIUdPlLjyD6Mr4iC0OPcPryxleQ

Missed Opportunities

Ice cream van banned from street for playing chimes for too long

https://metro.co.uk/2021/08/17/ice-cream-van-banned-from-street-for-playing-chimes-for-too-long-15107381/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR0OYF6i13Nl4x1jzL0ZEUCTbg-_6s_jZzWTV-iYc5m45toFNd7deAb634k