Ep. 118 Dicks, Thongs and Monkeys

Fucked Up News

Randy

1 Revenge Mode PICS

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3 Blown Away

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5 Is She Serious

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Joe

2 Dick Smuggling

Florida man busted for cocaine, meth bags wrapped around penis

https://trib.al/bG2rTKS?fbclid=IwAR0oSDFCW5VwUIkgp7H3D5b7jqrvJG-sEKeAwKzTZ5e8CHP9AaRpUzkeShI

4 Thong Mask

Man kicked off United flight after trying to pass off women's underwear as mask

https://www.kristv.com/news/national/coronavirus/man-kicked-off-united-flight-after-trying-to-pass-off-womens-underwear-as-mask

6 Teacher fired after being caught on video abusing horse

https://nypost.com/2021/12/21/teacher-fired-after-being-caught-on-video-abusing-horse/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1qeBMgKtAl8WLu89rGXNkvDDhl4vQALiRX_R6URAi2qGnV4W-UiwRyIX0

The Gift Guessing Game

Joe and Randy take turns guessing what gifts they may get in a nice twist on the loved WTF is that!! game.

We Don't Really Know….Well

Randy

Ex-Versace model credits youthful looks to drinking his own urine

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Joe

Missing Utah college student found naked, alive in man’s basement: cops

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Missed Opportunities

Randy

Male darkling beetle gives oral sex to impress female before mating

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Joe

McDonald's teen employee hopped through drive-thru window to save customer choking on a chicken nugget

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