Ep. 119 Mommy Titty

Fucked Up News

Joe

1 Its a Stick Up

Barefoot, half naked man robs petrol station ‘armed’ with a stick and a stone

https://metro.co.uk/2021/12/24/half-naked-man-robs-australian-petrol-station-with-a-stick-and-a-stone-15820341/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR3TBeW9AFAX67v4p2PF6wP0oXMqXxqslWKxBkaJ34D339Hnm7IGOJKLzW8

3 Sick Kid Theft

Man arrested after £70,000 iPads meant for gifts to sick children were stolen from hospital

https://metro.co.uk/2021/12/25/man-arrested-after-stealing-70000-ipads-meant-as-gifts-for-sick-children-15822843/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR2_YYTINfmK1iZdeX5-9LwEQ61yo-Y2djBHEkeXapDNcuqu4dhbj9Ubc9M

5 Grindr Grab

Accused cannibal charged with eating Grindr date’s genitals due in court

https://nypost.com/2021/12/25/accused-cannibal-charged-with-eating-grindr-dates-genitals-due-in-court/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab

Randy

2 Milky Titty PIC

I breastfed my husband to clear my blocked milk duct

https://nypost-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/nypost.com/2021/12/22/i-breastfed-my-husband-to-clear-my-blocked-milk-duct/amp/?amp_js_v=a6&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQIKAGwASCAAgM%3D#aoh=16406844230081&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fnypost.com%2F2021%2F12%2F22%2Fi-breastfed-my-husband-to-clear-my-blocked-milk-duct%2F

4 Love Is Real

My enraged boyfriend threw acid in my face — but I still married him

https://nypost.com/2021/12/24/my-enraged-boyfriend-threw-acid-in-my-face-but-i-still-married-him/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&fbclid=IwAR0mxyYZqnC_ATubZKshon2huhIwPqB763AiL-8SjWmEFQgjNvwj4vX99NQ

6 Strangled Roo PICS

Tennessee man strangles, kills pet kangaroo while talking to owner on phone

https://trib.al/sPeghnv?fbclid=IwAR2Jh_ZSHilbRv34f2TrcytbX7bAVnhilRAMqeqmKu9wHbISaPHxZAvGQME

TRAPPED IN JOES MIND

Scientists need to study more important things like Can you rehydrate cum or to create a hot wheels track launcher for cum

We Don't Really Know….Well

Joe

Japanese professor invents lickable taste the tv screen

https://nypost.com/2021/12/24/japanese-professor-invents-lickable-taste-the-tv-screen/amp/

Randy

Alexa tells 10-year-old girl to touch live plug with penny

https://www-bbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.bbc.com/news/technology-59810383.amp?amp_js_v=a6&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQIKAGwASCAAgM%3D#aoh=16407674616738&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.com%2Fnews%2Ftechnology-59810383

Missed Opportunities

Joe

Man and woman had 12-year-old flown from Texas to east coast for sex

https://nypost.com/2021/12/26/adrienne-klein-gesart-hoxha-arrested-for-flying-out-minor-from-texas-to-florida-for-sex/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&utm_source=NYPFacebook&fbclid=IwAR18rq_KJcUwAIcKgTjkzZpZ68besYnk4P6ebBcJrT3VXUfoPsUWx6fymPk

Randy

Man who faked being disabled teen to get diaper changed arrested again

https://nypost.com/2021/12/28/man-who-faked-being-disabled-teen-to-get-diaper-changed-arrested-again/