Ep. 125 A Jizz Of Mayo

Fucked Up News

Joe

1 Play Money

Home Depot worker replaced $400K in cash with play money at store

https://trib.al/KRedpgQ?fbclid=IwAR3H-QAhMih9lo0i7u0SLUB5vBtDVERLaQ7YG7eGaGygUq_h-MY4BppFJ74

3 Its Just The Right Size PIC

Mom gets ruler tattoo to measure penis size before sex: ‘A tool to enhance my life’

https://trib.al/B5WbtPC?fbclid=IwAR0ADBseDsCzszf6FcXFpSlK4lu3FtcBtSACqdx8rsB7elso2D3qPD7vNgE

5 For The Stay

Home invader ate shrimp, took bath and left $200 for broken window

https://trib.al/2cKB9wV?fbclid=IwAR0CZZYMV0qolQH6Rvw9o-fX-FwqWH-uNwczbkUAnKh2FmSKAeW31pp8DAY

Randy

2 Bad Mommy PIC

Michigan mom says SpongeBob told her to kill her 3 year old daughter

https://nypost.com/2022/02/05/michigan-mom-justine-johnson-accused-of-killing-daughter-sutton-mosser-after-spongebob-told-her-to-it/?sr_share=facebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&fbclid=IwAR0oMrDudib7yxfGXxiVyfRcHmUr-xiqLDdhJKcsNARMap071bgMh6ihV6I

4 That Girl Is On Fire PIC

New Jersey nurse wanted for allegedly setting co-worker on fire in hospital found dead

https://nypost.com/2022/02/08/nurse-nicholas-pagano-wanted-for-allegedly-setting-coworker-on-fire/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&fbclid=IwAR2jqm4Om2eGfJSOrfnOZguShvABHFknn0PUgV2uP-3WRbDzFh6KMbXthwU

6 Weighing Me Down PIC

Texas woman allegedly kills roommate by sitting on her face

https://trib.al/jvzsOau?fbclid=IwAR3Jb8Lzg7SuNzG92x3CyiUgFQHWhhDoCukXlGqGlZByinzMHH9GT02oRrk

Word Run

Our twist on a word association game. we draw words from a cup at random and blurt out words in turn that are associated to the main word!!!!

We Don't Really Know….Well

Joe

Iowa man sentenced to life in prison after killing his friend in a fight over mayonnaise

https://trib.al/h3XrGjB?fbclid=IwAR2gCZ7aPof9WZhzaQ5SGQkCiHTw8XtyZwoV4shlBOeHc9oNMCeStMT5xkE

Randy

I found a naked man in my car trunk - he had been there for three days

https://nypost.com/2022/02/04/i-found-a-naked-man-in-my-car-trunk-he-had-been-there-for-3-days/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&sr_share=facebook&fbclid=IwAR158a0bUNUIgT2_drRN611QskgmyDLEnZuz-HwBze6xHiac4UxjLAVZaq4

Missed Opportunities

Joe

Elderly nun sentenced to prison for gambling away elementary schools funds

https://trib.al/wxCeCnY?fbclid=IwAR0qszZ7bQ7BNgyvns3dj0RwCD3T1SXLirLVL_95D1tBtbyw12pOeyvAt7Q

Randy

Alabama man allegedly paid hit man with his motorcycle to kill ex wife

https://nypost.com/2022/02/06/alabama-man-jason-starr-paid-hitman-brother-to-kill-ex-wife/