Ep. 128 Eduardo Is Real

Fucked Up News

Randy

1 Let Him Jump

Mum struggling in tiny flat with son that has tried to jump out of the window 30 times

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-living-in-hell-tiny-26333473?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mirror_main&fbclid=IwAR1h23-ZQ3P-bMh6SUIkmfgPbd3HYniDYOknMxD21wk17FwORjVP9y6GZQE

3 Ejaculate To Death

Bees ‘ejaculate’ themselves to death when it gets too hot

https://nypost.com/2022/02/24/bees-ejaculate-themselves-to-death-in-heat-waves-study/?sr_share=facebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&fbclid=IwAR1zN7hz1EBmP9hDFnfVHSyj0s-ddmGVbF7XS997V4tAvxqqPwuy3K4uomE

5 Shit Show - Video/pics

Man smears poop on a woman in NYC subway station in sickening video

https://trib.al/EQL6J0L?fbclid=IwAR2opUVC1oKbYzeRfuITJEdmCdkpKxO02aRnz7IWr5jLEakbD9i5BmR63fw

Joe

2 AA Charging PIC

Man hospitalized after shoving AA battery up his penis

https://trib.al/n6DxF6B?fbclid=IwAR16nhZc65bqG7eDXuUQ4Oq_SwxaANXvfpmY5PgG1eoK2YXsiyr7iWbKEIc

4 Hiding For Pics

Stalker ‘lived in my attic and came out at night to film me sleeping - he even made copies of my keys’

https://trib.al/OgPeazO?fbclid=IwAR18XDd5kilZoHiJ7-ueHf9ktfCwzK0ZouFrW2rCfS-o1bYXZfW0Qp9VMgk

6 No Wedding, Boo

Woman who’s marrying a ghost claims she has been turned down by wedding venues

https://www.thatviralfeed.com/woman-whos-marrying-a--ghost--claims-she-has-been-turned-down-by-wedding-venues-/98955?utm_medium=isitfoo&utm_source=social&utm_campaign=social&fbclid=IwAR2lVgfPVZ0xSuhFObDi-wBFdRmoh6UswF3zMPupBYkf9des2mMu6sCKwwE

Trapped In Joe's Mind

What do you call the strip of skin between your balls and asshole

We Don't Really Know….Well

Randy

Loud sex is ruining hundreds of New Yorkers lives, 311 reports showhttps://trib.al/uLj0i2a?fbclid=IwAR00lp6rJx88UAr1AW991uoSStzUH91t3CFQ8MOPvDvZuZZScqjh7qX48BE

Joe

19 kids injured after suv slams into California preschool https://trib.al/eaIf2CX?fbclid=IwAR1SFqbEwkbJeLaO9ddSVEq3vUcltyt5h3_YmFR9tlnzhJpNKQZ_OPp6O48

Missed Opportunities

Joe

Florida man blames Putin for why he was speeding during traffic stop

https://trib.al/m1AAApH?fbclid=IwAR1Caqkmq9wKhJ7l5bq7rdakxS3aGk_HKjH70Jbr8uP-MqfbEYojs4rCOqo