Ep. 131 Damaged Goods

Fucked Up News

Joe

1 Family Sharing

Florida man,20, filmed sexually assaulting family dog with his tongue and fingers

https://lawandcrime.com/crime/nicholas-schaab-sexual-assault-family-dog-video/

3 Mayo Shoot

Florida Burger King employee shoots customer who threw mayo at her

https://nypost.com/2022/03/19/florida-burger-king-employee-shateasha-hicks-shoots-customer-who-threw-mayo-at-her/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&sr_share=facebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&fbclid=IwAR3Uc-u4F-qFn4d78PSLAziUNQmXsob7BECww3UoO8tu-ekw74sS60EywXU

5 Naked Balcony

Man caught fully naked on Myrtle Beach balcony faces 3rd arrest in 3 months

https://wpde.com/news/local/naked-arcade-balcony-myrtle-beach-third-arrest-keith-lefever-police-report?fbclid=IwAR1Wqd3AtPA8pFJDI1ALFQ444kb5ls4PWdCY4dIQ8Tc_U46JNOBrASaxtL8

Randy

2 Sickle Head PICS

Sleeping teen gets sickle lodged in head in freak accident

https://nypost.com/2022/03/18/sleeping-teen-gets-sickle-lodged-in-head-in-freak-accident/

4 Throw It Out PICS

North Carolina family abandons dog over fears he is gay

https://trib.al/UPYugPd?fbclid=IwAR1qWWPzadFTRG9iUl9Yx3dXW1-AghH6WSzU_uiTrsMxi9TApsxjQNS3ScM

6 My Shark Hand PIC/VID

Woman left with shark hand after doctors sew it inside stomach during surgery

https://nypost.com/2022/03/22/woman-left-with-shark-hand-following-battle-with-sepsis/?utm_source=NYPFacebook&sr_share=facebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&fbclid=IwAR0jQDKV61JqrHgTor61rwWj89-OPmolDsC5AkXZn0OmW90BQ3FWs69R6oU

Randy's Rant

City trash pick up

We Don't Really Know….Well

Joe

I’m hunting a mystery man whose name was tattooed on my butt 10 years ago

https://trib.al/1iy1mcm?fbclid=IwAR06xdvR54JKOjm6DW-9Xp9bmhJacbAsMFnkI3haCvHEVjsMukKuBv88z6I

Randy

Body of man missing for 10 years found in freezer of abandoned London pub

https://trib.al/gRP3UIk?fbclid=IwAR2VzzQynnzzWzSOl90iaf6C8my07VgPO0lZw_EGqvpP-mQcP6gYe_5R7Ys

Missed Opportunities

Joe

Phoenix man stabs woman 50 times with screwdriver

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/phoenix-man-stabs-woman-nearly-50-times-with-screwdriver-police-allege?utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A+Trending+Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR36T8xQQjV1576HMI-W1s_1RRTljv7gqzjS2Df8lSVA7DcS1Asv-APtDuI

Randy

I had brain surgery but kept taking nudes in my hospital bed for only fans

https://trib.al/Mi2L2Cb?fbclid=IwAR3p6GFTep1uCrBAXlhmzmCQtOm-L04X-_2xHdz9efMxYl6Pa6pHbD6KLUg