Ep. 67

We start the episode off with some Halloween talk and introduce you into the best season of the year.

This week I have labeled who covered what story and even placed the time stamp of when that story is covered in the episode.

Fucked up news

1. Black eyed teacher (Joe ) 2:15

https://metro.co.uk/2020/09/28/teacher-loses-job-because-his-tattoos-and-black-eyes-scare-children-13339638/

2. Desperate for love (Randy) 10:45

https://metro.co.uk/2020/09/28/lonely-guy-who-hasnt-had-a-date-in-a-decade-puts-himself-up-for-sale-on-facebook-13336161/

3. Bear out for revenge (Joe) 16:55

https://nypost.com/2020/09/23/hunter-fatally-mauled-by-grizzly-bear-in-alaskan-national-park/

4. Say "I DON'T" (Randy) 21:12

https://metro.co.uk/2020/09/28/bride-has-seizure-as-she-meets-her-groom-at-the-top-of-the-aisle-on-their-wedding-day-13337199/

5. Licorice death (Joe) 27:57

https://nypost.com/2020/09/24/massachusetts-man-dead-after-consuming-too-much-black-licorice/

6. Fuckin Lesbians (Randy) 32:29

https://nypost.com/2020/09/28/lesbian-lovers-killed-dismembered-man-to-steal-inheritance/

7. Gorilla mad (Joe) 35:57

https://nypost.com/2020/09/28/zookeeper-seriously-injured-after-being-attacked-by-gorilla-in-madri/

8. Evil Wang (Randy) 38:30

https://nypost.com/2020/09/29/teacher-sentenced-to-death-for-poisoning-25-students/

Randy’s Rant 40:45

Randy talks about how he hates when people say things wrong

Quickies 43:06

1. Dog patrol (Joe)

https://nypost.com/2020/09/26/creepy-robot-dog-patrolling-streets-at-freaks-out-canadians/

2. Lost Ticket (Randy)

https://nypost.com/2020/09/30/woman-forced-to-forfeit-lotto-prize-after-usps-loses-ticket/

3. Road Rage (Joe)

https://nypost.com/2020/09/25/woman-arrested-for-injuring-2-year-old-in-road-rage-incident/

4. Recycling Rubber (Randy)

https://whdh.com/news/police-seize-345000-used-condoms-that-were-cleaned-sold-as-new/?fbclid=IwAR1BGsTXIuD4NaGEY-Xz7OAgMkub8evkFK6iVZ29rZA-B5DWUZfIz1gITgE

Honorable mention 45:09

Joe

Parents charged in daughters death, possibly from lice infestation 

https://nypost.com/2020/09/30/parents-charged-in-daughters-death-possibly-from-lice-infestation/

Randy

Sent in from Sheri from San Antonio, TX

Husband allegedly kills wife’s lover and forces her to decapitate his body

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/husband-allegedly-kills-wifes-lover-and-forces-her-to-decapitate-his-body/news-story/67cec30b82ee66cc32e4b6d480d6f96d