Ep. 68 Two Dudes And A Jacuzzi

This week we have a ton of fun and only have one Honorable Mention for you. Randy is odd news stories and Joe is even.

Fucked Up News

1. Holey Rubber

https://nypost.com/2020/10/05/british-man-who-poked-holes-in-condom-sentenced-to-4-years-for-rape/

2. Dudes In Jacuzzi?

https://www.newsweek.com/two-men-found-dead-new-york-motel-jacuzzi-police-investigating-1536774?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1602007437

3. Not Real Bread

https://nypost.com/2020/09/30/subway-sandwiches-dont-meet-legal-definition-of-bread-court/

4. Crazy Ride

https://nypost.com/2020/10/06/video-shows-drunk-ny-mom-crash-into-house-with-three-kids-in-suv/

5. Natural Feeding

https://metro.co.uk/2020/10/05/mum-banned-from-tiktok-for-posting-indecent-breastfeeding-video-13374356/?ito=metroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR1tsEpKFnTYazRycxeOOgg2VHD5slP-yUmlpzhIiA_Ne-NmwYw-d7kk3kQ

6. Fish In A Barrel

https://metro.co.uk/2020/10/05/jealous-husband-lured-wifes-secret-lover-to-remote-farm-and-shot-him-dead-13376245/

7. Trust Your Brother

https://metro.co.uk/2020/10/05/brother-told-sister-he-would-get-cancer-if-she-didnt-let-him-abuse-her-13374432/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR0u5urZrlTkTxfg5K7K1l2lfL-bt66DJBVii6p8ksdbQZm36jbfB4fxFhM

8. Drinking Partner

https://metro.co.uk/2020/10/05/mans-pet-geese-come-with-him-to-the-pub-wearing-special-nappies-13375892/

Take Five

Would you rather.......

Have Sex with a werewolf or a vampire

Quickies

1. Stuck N Drunk

https://nypost.com/2020/10/05/drunk-woman-gets-stuck-in-dryer-has-to-be-rescued-by-firefighters/

2. Skydiving Grandma

https://metro.co.uk/2020/10/05/thrill-seeking-grandma-celebrates-90th-birthday-skydiving-15000-feet-13375368/

3. Suicide By Fire

https://nypost.com/2020/10/02/russian-journalist-dies-after-setting-herself-on-fire-in-front-of-government-building/

4. Locked In

https://www.newsweek.com/smart-chastity-sex-toy-hacked-lock-users-1536729?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1602015978

Honorable Mention

Joe

Arkansas pastor used meth with parishioners, performed exorcism on 1 year old

https://nypost.com/2020/09/30/arkansas-pastor-used-meth-performed-exorcism-on-1-year-old-cops/