Ep. 74 Hate, Pirates and Great Tits

Fucked up news

1. Goodbye Titties RANDY

https://nypost.com/2020/11/11/great-tits-could-be-wiped-out-by-climate-change-in-near-future/

2. They Won’t Notice JOE

https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-hauled-stolen-i-4-utility-pole-atop-his-sedan-troopers-say

3. Driver Was Hungry RANDY

https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/11/funeral-directors-stopped-for-mcdonalds-with-body-in-hearse-13577260/

4. She’s A Phoney JOE

https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/17/mum-lied-she-had-cancer-to-fund-holidays-and-her-gambling-addiction-13608048/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR1pjBjVA2BNchTU0ErGo0CcOVgkOMF7oYrDJqZHMd4uH5FgOQY2FxQIDFk

5. Gotta Test It RANDY

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-hearing-scheduled-man-tested-sex-toy-test-store-20201108-ic7a2yqodrforlvqklib22672a-story.html%3foutputType=amp

6. Killed For Seeing Too Much JOE

https://nypost.com/2020/11/12/stepdad-killed-2-year-old-who-interrupted-him-watching-porn/

7. Porch Pirate RANDY

https://abcnews-go-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/US/alleged-porch-pirate-arrested-wearing-exact-shirt-court/story?amp_js_v=a6&amp_gsa=1&id=74217581&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#aoh=16055182849342&csi=1&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fabcnews.go.com%2FUS%2Falleged-porch-pirate-arrested-wearing-exact-shirt-court%2Fstory%3Fid%3D74217581

8. Rat Problems JOE

https://nypost.com/2020/11/14/buddy-the-rat-takes-nyc-subway-mask-requirement-to-new-heights/?utm_source=NYPFacebook&sr_share=facebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&fbclid=IwAR3eOKRfeJWndB45sCiQKaDshOd3YpZvh8ou8T-t5zMg2oX3pMY78V9qOQo

Randy’s Rant

He gets mad at kites and how shitty he is at using them

We dont really know....well

Randy's

Florida couple lands in jail after alleged sex act in front of motorists

https://nypost.com/2020/11/17/florida-couple-arrested-after-having-sex-in-front-of-motorists/

Joe's

Suspect fired 24 times in fatal shooting of woman during feud over dog poop

https://nypost.com/2020/11/17/suspect-fired-24-times-in-fatal-shooting-of-woman-amid-dog-poop-feud/

MIssed Opportunities

Randy

Deputies: Florida teacher threatened to fail student if he did not send sexually explicit videos

https://www.fox13news.com/news/deputies-florida-teacher-threatened-to-fail-student-if-he-did-not-send-sexually-explicit-videos?utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1H7BR8iOS6zjwKjMLAxViW-wuosjvYBE697j75zw-7KajtjT95SNIS5xo

Joe

Woman fined 120 euros for feeding nuts to squirrels in park

https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/18/woman-fined-120-for-feeding-squirrels-nuts-in-a-park-13612158/