Ep. 75 Turkey or Pig

Fucked Up News

1. Human good LISTENER SARAH SENT IN (JOE)

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/human-steaks-meal-kit-design-award-not-cannibalism

2. Lying Bitch (RANDY)

https://nypost.com/2020/11/20/lab-owner-jailed-for-faking-drug-tests-that-cost-parents-child-custody/

3. Alcohol Substitute (JOE)

https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/21/seven-die-after-drinking-hand-sanitiser-because-alcohol-ran-out-13633956/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR2LpRV5UB9L_4aRdsgoenFgfS73Hm0F1J94-LrfJn0AVaz9HtGILPLh0x8

4. Death Plunge (RANDY)

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/burglar-dies-plunging-20ft-building-23041861

5. I feel weird (JOE)

https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/24/squirrel-gets-drunk-after-eating-fermented-pears-13645810/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR3FpeI8aj-al9KfDEMkp8Ad3ylbPVGpLcdI1iYs3DRcjWbPPg00yEjwVaM

6. Bad Dream (RANDY)

https://nypost.com/2020/11/20/pack-of-hyenas-drag-elderly-man-from-hut-maul-him-to-death/

7. Pantless?? (JOE)

https://nypost.com/2020/11/23/long-lines-at-new-colorado-in-n-out-spark-wild-pantless-fight/

8. Florida Hero (RANDY)

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/caught-on-video-man-saves-puppy-from-alligators-jaws-in-florida?utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1_umlCyZQ1fmKgapwhHG9eaIel7Ca68qldiwezF7SGnwqzsdbOuTuv_MY

Thanksgiving would you rather

Be a pilgrim or an Indian

We Don't Really Know....Well

Joe

Police arrest nude man for driving into grocery store

https://apnews.com/article/police-arrest-nude-man-driving-grocery-af8177b0286b2fd0dfada6be90261f67

Randy

Men with small penises have this advantage over well-hung guys

https://nypost.com/2020/11/19/heres-how-salary-corresponds-to-penis-size-study/?sr_share=facebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&fbclid=IwAR1_eBJMnWZf14sdSfn4ozTPTtd8lOOTrPOufOyaVgQNoQIBCJGtUmHQDb8

Missed Opportunities

Joe

Animal rights group urges the court to recognize Bronx zoo elephant as a person

https://nypost.com/2020/11/19/animal-rights-group-urges-court-to-recognize-bronx-zoo-elephant-as-person/

Randy

Mom abandons 3-month-old with scabies on doorstep, police say

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/mom-abandons-3-month-old-with-scabies-on-doorstep-police-say?utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3Ex-VZ3alAVsOncqRNd4pSy1elicm5OIGO9ejMvJ_UaiPW1MIJw4dLt4c