Ep. 76 Sex Doll and The Pope

We go a little off the rails on this one because we drank too much way too early.

Fucked Up News

1. Lovely Couple (RANDY)

https://nypost.com/2020/11/30/kazakhstani-bodybuilder-marries-sex-doll-after-whirlwind-romance/

2. Bear landing (JOE)

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/11/16/us/alaska-airlines-hits-brown-bear/index.html

3. The Forgotten (RANDY)

https://nypost.com/2020/11/30/couple-allegedly-watch-netflix-as-3-year-old-girl-dies-in-hot-car/

4. Waking dead (JOE)

https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/27/man-comes-back-to-life-in-morgue-hours-after-being-declared-dead-13665198/

5. He's My Boy (RANDY0

https://nypost.com/2020/12/01/swedish-mom-arrested-for-allegedly-holding-son-captive/

6. Old coin (JOE)

https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/28/coin-removed-from-mans-nose-after-being-stuck-for-more-than-50-years-13671360/

7. Straight Bar (RANDY)

https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/01/two-men-asked-to-leave-pub-for-kissing-and-told-this-is-a-straight-bar-13680939/

8. Stealing Christmas (JOE)

https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/28/brazen-thieves-caught-on-cctv-stealing-over-3000-worth-of-christmas-trees-13670487/

Trapped in Joes Mind

Weird Christmas Traditions

- Hiding a pickle in the tree and the first one to find it gets an extra present

- Elf on a shelf

We Don't Really Know....Well

Joe's

Man slain in Chicago dispute over hands in Thanksgiving food

https://www.valleycentral.com/news/national-news/man-slain-in-chicago-dispute-over-hands-in-thanksgiving-food/

Randy's

Mum ‘lured boy, 14, to home for sex’ after watching him play football in park

s://metro.co.uk/2020/12/02/mum-lured-boy-14-to-home-for-sex-after-watching-him-play-football-in-park-13687530/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook

Missed Opportunities

Joe

The pope liked a butt on Instagram and the Vatican wants to know why

https://uproxx.com/viral/pope-liked-butt-instagram-vatican-investigation/?fbclid=IwAR0x_N-s8LRqIfFOhMMTe0IDNG5AuqB9ECrcSBsa8MhgXifBIauCMvyi8yw

Randy

Smirking’ mum hit dad of her kids with car then called him a drama queen

https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/01/smirking-mum-hit-dad-of-her-kids-with-car-then-called-him-a-drama-queen-13680822/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook