Ep. 77 Sex In The Sun

Fucked Up News

Joe‘s

1. Stabbing Good

https://nypost.com/2020/12/08/dunkin-donuts-employee-in-georgia-stabbed-over-doughnut-order/

3. Pretty Birds

https://nypost.com/2020/12/07/black-vultures-terrorizing-pennsylvania-town/

5. Day Humpin

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/dad-who-sex-stranger-pavement-23138586?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mirror_main&fbclid=IwAR1-Iv4Ur5Bsmly652e_we0dDATgXxa6k81yYh8MRYYv_UUL04hWDP3HT5c

7. Old school death

https://nypost.com/2020/12/10/bathing-24-year-old-woman-dies-after-iphone-falls-into-water/

Randy's

2. Tip Blockin'

https://nypost.com/2020/12/02/waitress-gets-2k-tip-but-restaurant-refuses-to-give-her-a-cent/

4. Dog vs Bear vs Dad….VID/PICS

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2020/12/05/california-man-tackles-punches-350-pound-bear-to-save-his-dog/amp/

6. Vag Tan...VID/PICS

https://nypost.com/2020/12/04/model-claims-sunbathing-vagina-daily-boosted-libido/?utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow

8. Rent-A-Santa VID

https://nypost.com/2020/12/07/santa-tells-crying-kid-he-wont-bring-him-nerf-gun/

Take Five

Would you rather…….

Wear a homeless mans dirty underwear OR use their toothbrush

We Don’t Really Know....Well

Joe's

Dad died when game of slaps with teenage son went tragically wrong

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/army-veteran-dad-dies-game-23136156

Randy's

Woman sells husband’s PlayStation 5 after she discovers it is not an air purifier

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/woman-sells-husbands-playstation-5-after-she-discovers-it-is-not-an-air-purifier

Missed Opportunities

Joe

Brazen thieves steal ps5, TVs from still moving trucks

https://nypost.com/2020/12/05/brazen-thieves-steal-ps5s-tvs-from-still-moving-trucks/?sr_share=facebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow&fbclid=IwAR1eJSEPMaWlxHY4SbNeV1xk8w79MlSOEsQsuTTDSmV0IijuKzeRmzcxWXw

Randy

MCC officer made inmates perform sex acts on each other, suit says

https://nypost.com/2020/12/04/mcc-officer-made-inmates-perform-sex-acts-on-each-other-suit/