Ep. 79 Not So Christmasy...Special

This is not very Christmas like but we hope you enjoy it and we thank you for listening and enjoying the content we put out every week. Merry Christmas!!!!

Fucked up news

1. Papa Smurf RANDY

https://nypost.com/2020/12/18/uk-man-dubbed-papa-smurf-gets-16-years-for-child-rape/

2. Hippo Humbug JOE

https://www.fox13news.com/news/man-mauled-to-death-by-pet-hippo-he-described-as-like-a-son

3. Crazy Gamer RANDY

https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/18/son-29-stabbed-mother-and-killed-stepdad-71-after-being-asked-to-stop-playing-video-games-13774305/?ito=cbshare

4. Drunk Driving. JOE

https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/18/woman-gets-pulled-over-after-driving-a-toy-car-down-busy-road-13772165/

5. Cannibal Sandwich RANDY

https://abc13.com/8897921/?utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A+Trending+Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook

6. Fake Doc JOE

https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/22/woman-pretends-to-be-dr-to-trick-man-who-sent-dk-pics-13793428/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR0iR6I3hrIoQTGXDy8nK72ZjBUk_QdrVUyLxVtVZa_all-b5Ymb83fG41o

7. Panda Head RANDY

https://nypost.com/2020/12/18/naked-man-rollerblades-on-ohio-highway-wearing-panda-head/

8. She Survived?!?!? JOE

https://www.fox13news.com/news/dog-hit-by-car-shot-over-70-times-finds-forever-home-for-the-holidays

WTF is that xmas edition

We Don't Really Know....Well

Joe

Wendy's employee shot due to dipping sauce debacle

https://www.valleycentral.com/news/wendys-employee-shot-due-to-dipping-sauce-debacle-workers-say/

Randy

Upstate NY driver trapped in car for hours after plow covers him in 4 feet of snow

https://nypost.com/2020/12/17/upstate-ny-driver-trapped-in-car-for-hours-after-plow-buries-him/

Missed Opportunities

Joe

Woman arrested after police find dead animals inside home

https://www.fox13news.com/news/woman-arrested-after-police-find-dead-animals-inside-home?utm_campaign=trueAnthem_manual&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3v2qn9h1sGFIj3dk971zJnvwckykseOgaER9Re9MyjNkfaEcy3WAckpOE

Randy

Man Who Jet-Skied 4.5 Hours Across Irish Sea to Visit Girlfriend Jailed for Violating Covid Rules

https://www.google.com/amp/s/people.com/travel/love-struck-scotsman-jet-skis-across-irish-sea-to-meet-girlfriend-and-lands-himself-in-jail/%3famp=true