Ep. 80 Same Shit, New Year

Fucked Up News

1. Fake Bitch at 2:08 (JOE)

https://nypost.com/2020/12/23/bride-who-faked-cancer-to-raise-11k-for-wedding-gets-5-months/

2. Man vs Roo at 11:22 (RANDY)

https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/29/dad-punched-and-kicked-by-kangaroo-as-he-tries-to-defend-children-13819412/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook

3. Your Sandwich Order Sucks at 17:10 (JOE)

https://nypost.com/2020/12/26/deli-man-accused-of-clocking-customer-over-sandwich-order/

4. My Favorite Briefcase at 23:59 (RANDY)

https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/29/woman-marries-her-briefcase-after-five-year-relationship-13818801/

5. I Want You NOW at 32:42 (JOE)

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2020/12/30/nurse-suspended-after-stripping-ppe-to-have-sex-with-covid-patient/amp/

6. If Expensive, Steal at 39:29 (RANDY)

https://nypost.com/2020/12/28/robbers-snatch-more-than-60k-worth-of-balenciaga-bags/

7. Flying Death at 45:14 (JOE)

https://www.fox13news.com/news/200k-ceiling-fans-recalled-after-reports-of-blades-detaching-injuring-people

8. Human BBQ at 49:29 (RANDY)

https://nypost.com/2020/12/28/long-island-cops-find-burning-corpse-in-mans-backyard/

Trapped In Joe’s Mind 55:38

Crayons

We Don't Really Know....Well 1:02:31

Joe

Special Ed teacher charged with rape for allegedly sleeping with student

https://nypost.com/2020/12/29/special-ed-teacher-charged-with-rape-for-allegedly-sleeping-with-student/

Randy

Hunter found stabbed, beaten to death at Boy Scout campground

https://nypost.com/2020/12/25/hunter-found-stabbed-beaten-to-death-at-boy-scout-campground/

Missed Opportunities 1:05:33

Joe

Woman finds dead mouse in salad bag and promptly gives up diet

https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/29/woman-finds-dead-mouse-in-salad-and-promptly-gives-up-diet-13820036/

Randy

Russian beautician reportedly fights for life after wild dogs tear off her face

https://nypost.com/2020/12/24/russian-beautician-fights-for-life-after-wild-dogs-tear-off-her-face-report/

Update: https://nypost.com/2020/12/24/bodybuilders-sex-doll-wife-breaks-right-before-christmas/

Newlyweds Yuri and margo may not spend their xmas (jan7)together. Margo broke down and was sent to another city to get repaired after some of her "bits" arent working….took a pounding during honey moon.