Ep. 81 Midget Hookers

Fucked Up News

1. Saint Sinner (RANDY)

https://nypost.com/2021/01/02/ex-church-pastor-makes-100k-a-month-as-life-coach-stripper/

2. Just A Trim (JOE)

https://nypost.com/2020/12/30/staten-island-man-cuts-off-penis-throws-it-in-toilet/

3. Just Another Saturday Night (RANDY)

https://nypost.com/2021/01/03/bat-wielding-man-injures-multiple-people-in-nyc-in-crime-spree/

4. Boating Done Right (JOE)

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/01/04/florida-man-rides-airboat-on-neighborhood-streets-deputies-say/%3foutputType=amp

5. Crazy Ass Squirrel (RANDY)

https://nypost.com/2020/12/30/savage-squirrel-terrorizes-queens-with-cage-match-attacks/

6. Ski Problems (JOE)

https://nypost.com/2021/01/04/skier-rescued-after-hanging-from-chairlift-at-ny-resort/

7. Just Take The Tip (RANDY)

https://nypost.com/2021/01/05/doordash-driver-takes-food-back-after-receiving-8-tip/

8. Big Dick Show (JOE)

https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/06/denmark-releases-childrens-show-about-man-with-worlds-longest-penis-13857228/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR3lh5cWL1ngxNiS7C-3jsFrHdQkwWJVhtviX7rkRPi9oX9cpkjMMtXBPdg

Word Run

A word association game

We Don't Really Know....Well

Joe

Man charged with dumping human limbs in Arizona forest

https://nypost.com/2020/12/30/man-charged-with-dumping-human-limbs-in-az-forest/

Randy

Maine goat runs into ocean after fleeing vet, saved with kayaker’s help

https://nypost.com/2020/12/30/maine-goat-runs-into-ocean-after-fleeing-vet-saved-with-kayakers-help/

Missed Opportunities

None this week......Yeah