Ep. 83 Fast Food And Porn

Fucked Up News

1. Snackin' (JOE)

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mcdonalds-customer-fumes-just-eat-23323996

2. Sell My Taco (RANDY)

https://nypost.com/2021/01/20/taco-bell-employee-fired-over-porn-star-past/

3. Carnival Porn (JOE)

https://www.valleycentral.com/news/local-news/couple-accused-of-having-sex-on-myrtle-beach-ferris-wheel-in-pool-after-porn-videos-surface/

4. Gotta Poo (RANDY)

https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/16/amazon-delivery-driver-caught-doing-a-poo-outside-customers-house-13914943/

5. Tiki Hijack (JOE)

https://nypost.com/2021/01/15/florida-man-arrested-for-allegedly-stealing-floating-tiki-bar/

6. Mad Ho (RANDY)

https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/15/woman-32-mailed-out-180-nude-photos-of-men-she-was-angry-with-13912590/

Would You Rather

Have sex with a hideous ugly person or a beautiful, sexy fresh corpse

We Don't Really Know….Well

Joe

Woman banned from driving after jumping red light on e-scooter while drunk

https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/18/woman-banned-from-driving-after-jumping-red-light-on-e-scooter-while-drunk-13922051/

Randy

Man arrested for living at Chicago's O'Hare Airport for three months

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/aditya-singh-ohare-airport-arrest/

Missed Opportunities

Joe

TikToc user glitter on a boyfriends apartment after he cheats on her

https://nypost.com/2021/01/16/tiktok-user-glitterbombs-boyfriends-apartment-after-he-cheats-on-her/?utm_source=NYPFacebook&sr_share=facebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&fbclid=IwAR14DuNRPq8uLU2bOB9lhWxmxx-dSaJEUgZYVHMWxB1pRgh682G-CK5ewSg

Randy

Woman creates genderless pack of cards wo the king queen and jack

https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/20/woman-creates-genderless-pack-of-cards-without-the-royal-hierarchy-13933579/

Update

Yuri cheated on her while she was getting repaired

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bodybuilder-cheats-sex-doll-wife-23299525.amp