Ep. 86 Bless This Child

Fucked Up News

1. A Nice Gift JOE

https://www.valleycentral.com/news/man-79-pleads-guilty-to-placing-dead-animals-on-neighbors-gravestone-while-dressed-as-woman/

2. Show Off RANDY

https://nypost.com/2021/02/08/georgia-teacher-arrested-after-she-was-caught-masturbating-in-class/

3. Fuck You, My Oranges JOE

https://metro.co.uk/2021/02/05/men-eat-30kg-of-oranges-at-airport-to-avoid-excess-baggage-fee-14028956/

4. Fixing Stupid RANDY

https://nypost.com/2021/02/05/orthodox-church-under-fire-after-baby-dies-during-baptism/

5. Where Did He Hide It? JOE

https://nypost.com/2021/02/03/man-tries-to-board-flight-from-florida-with-22-pounds-of-meth/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&fbclid=IwAR2Y8BkgLaXmySrpYaT3-bF8G1sMHxDgUEt2zK0WV6QANPawwkg3xN1x_iA

6. Fridge Bondage RANDY

https://metro.co.uk/2021/02/05/woman-realises-dream-tattoo-was-accidentally-inspired-by-fridge-logo-14029065/

Word Run

We Don't Really Know….Well

Joe

https://nypost.com/2021/02/09/lawyer-busted-for-attempting-have-husbands-girlfriend-killed/

Randy

https://metro.co.uk/2021/02/10/man-eats-5000-calories-a-day-in-pursuit-of-same-weight-as-a-giant-grizzly-bear-14054222/

Missed Opportunities

Joe

https://metro.co.uk/2021/02/06/man-emptied-bag-of-faeces-on-nhs-workers-head-in-disgusting-attack-14032686/

Randy

Care home resident, 95, ‘murdered worker after falsely accusing him of theft’

https://metro.co.uk/2021/02/04/care-home-resident-95-murdered-worker-falsely-accusing-him-theft-14025721/