Ep. 87 Fuck It's Cold

Fucked Up News

1. Family's Last Photo RANDY

https://metro.co.uk/2021/02/17/man-posed-with-pregnant-wife-minutes-before-pushing-her-off-cliff-14095565/

2. Sexy Crispy Treat JOE

https://nypost.com/2021/02/15/pa-sex-offender-charged-after-deep-fried-body-parts-found/

3. A Warm Death RANDY

https://nypost.com/2021/02/16/woman-8-year-old-die-after-using-car-to-stay-warm-in-texas-home/

4. Don’t Fuck With My Sleep JOE

https://metro.co.uk/2021/02/15/woman-stabbed-boyfriend-and-hit-him-with-frying-pan-in-row-over-sleep-14085231/

5. It's Hammer Time RANDY

https://metro.co.uk/2021/02/12/woman-74-beat-lover-over-the-head-with-hammer-for-leaving-the-tv-on-14074832/

6. Cow Trippin JOE

https://metro.co.uk/2021/02/15/escaped-cow-charges-into-hospital-waiting-room-and-attacks-patients-14085439/

Randy’s Rant

Power Outage and the end of the world

We Don't Really Know….Well

Joe

Two Connecticut restaurant workers found dead in supply closet

https://nypost.com/2021/02/15/two-connecticut-restaurant-workers-found-dead-in-supply-closet/?utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&fbclid=IwAR0LhXe6YcrFunXBAQYUiwtJf2RURENSGcPekfd8M3L3v4PkwctZkeIQYTI

Randy

Award winning PE teacher, 30, sneaked into 14-year old boys house and sexually abused him

https://metro.co.uk/2021/02/15/award-winning-pe-teacher-30-sneaked-into-14-year-old-boys-house-and-sexually-abused-him-14087065/

Missed Opportunities

Joe

Cross dresser raped terrified woman then told police god told me to do it

https://metro.co.uk/2021/02/16/cross-dresser-raped-terrified-woman-then-told-police-god-told-me-to-do-it-14092501/

Randy

Florida toddler drowned as mom and boyfriend slept

https://nypost.com/2021/02/15/florida-toddler-drowned-as-mom-boyfriend-slept-cops/