Ep. 90 Randy's Back

Banter

Randy is finally better!!!! Kinda, that bitch!

Fucked Up News

Joe

1. It Identifies As A Wolf

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/07/chinese-zoo-tries-to-pass-off-dog-as-wolf-after-animal-dies-14202554/

3. The Jack Shack

https://nypost.com/2021/03/10/airbnb-guest-discovers-creepy-hidden-room-behind-air-vent/

5. Blowing The Case

https://www.valleycentral.com/news/local-news/former-progreso-police-officer-convicted-of-sexually-assaulting-two-men-in-his-custody/?fbclid=IwAR2Y_4CqJER3uPBjOfW3gvZtp1YGoJk-9Q2GmhJhhT_87avLvamPh4HGd2M

Randy

2. Are They Wrong

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/08/burger-king-faces-backlash-on-twitter-after-sexist-tweet-14206566/

4. Shocking Consequence

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/08/girl-10-tasered-with-50000-volt-stun-gun-after-threatening-mum-with-hammer-14206632/

6. Killer Hoes

https://nypost.com/2021/03/06/woman-found-dead-in-street-may-have-been-hit-by-car-cops-say/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&fbclid=IwAR1DH_2mXRITievnC_Sip6919KFKzVqye23SVb_PrWC4u9uC-i3tzViECng

Trapped In Joes Mind

who would jack off a man better a guy or girl? Vise versa with women

• Does that mean gay guys have it figured out

• And lesbians also?

• Should we be getting handies from dudes

• Do you question everything after that jack session or do you steer into it

• It's just a hand though

We Don't Really Know….Well

Joe

Doctor who killed lover with cocaine on penis ordered to pay $25,000

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/09/doctor-who-killed-lover-with-cocaine-on-penis-ordered-to-pay-25000-14212959/

Randy

Woman, 39, smuggled a tiny gun into jail by stuffing it in her vagina

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/05/woman-39-smuggled-a-tiny-gun-into-jail-by-stuffing-it-in-vagina-14197429/

Missed Opportunities

Fitness fanatic made daughter sign contract to never get fat

https://nypost.com/2021/03/10/fitness-fanatic-made-daughter-sign-contract-to-never-get-fat/

Panda Express workers pressured to strip at cult like seminar

https://nypost.com/2021/03/10/panda-express-workers-pressured-to-strip-at-cult-like-seminar-lawsuit/

Outtro

Update

https://nypost.com/2021/03/09/psych-eval-ordered-for-florida-man-accused-of-humping-olaf-toy/