Ep. 92 Food For Sex

Banter

Cops stop joe for running at night. He asked what I was running from and I told him my fat but it keeps catching up

Fucked Up News

Joe

1 Food For Sex

https://nypost.com/2021/03/20/horny-doordash-driver-reportedly-holds-food-hostage-for-sex/

3 Boys Are Mine

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/23/teacher-who-said-it-was-her-human-right-to-have-sex-with-two-schoolboys-now-admits-it-was-a-crime-14291398/

5 It’s Fucking Lightning

https://nypost.com/2021/03/19/lightning-kills-man-injures-three-others-hiding-under-tree/

Randy

2 Cumming And Going PICS

https://nypost.com/2021/03/18/couple-drinks-has-sex-after-breaking-into-nj-home-report/

4 Soft Landing

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/chicago-8-year-old-throws-mattress-out-window-jump-safety-n1261494?cid=sm_npd_nn_fb_ma

6 Wanted A Closer Look

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/father-accused-bringing-dropping-child-san-diego-zoo-s-elephant-n1261634

Randy’s Rant

The joy of getting internet

We Don't Really Know….Well

Joe

Virginia police officer shot during attempt to catch an escaped cow

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/virginia-police-officer-shot-during-attempt-catch-escaped-cow-n1261692?cid=sm_npd_nn_fb_ma

Randy

Gym Trainer with fear of sweat wins disability claim after refusing to pick up dirty towels

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/23/gym-trainer-with-sweat-fear-wins-claim-after-refusing-to-pick-up-towel-14288055/

Missed Opportunities

Idaho rescue teams pull couple from truck dangling above gorge

https://coffeeordie.com/idaho-rescue-truck/?fbclid=IwAR01WQ4Y1UsV6621XJqPkpQgJunTn_0zY6qHy301zF6VZodtGv_yuofwWqM

Dad forgets to crop out wife’s vagina before sending first pic of newborn to his family

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/20/dad-forgot-to-crop-out-wifes-vagina-before-sending-family-pic-of-newborn-14270639/