Ep. 93 Up Shit's Creek

Fucked Up News

1. Yummy Gummy RANDY

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/29/womans-skin-comes-off-in-partners-mouth-as-sex-act-goes-wrong-14317395/

2. Underwear Stuffing. JOE

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/29/prostitute-left-jail-went-sex-shop-stuffed-vibrators-in-underwear-14325891/

3. Baby Kisses RANDY

https://nypost.com/2021/03/26/oregon-man-arrested-for-reportedly-kissing-strangers-baby-on-lips-in-supermarket/

4. Fucking Theives. JOE

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alaska-costco-shoppers-say-ravens-steal-their-groceries_n_605f54d8c5b67ad387202cba

5. Wet Date RANDY

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/29/woman-has-worst-date-ever-after-jumping-into-river-to-save-mans-dog-14323940/

6. Naked and Happy. JOE

Chiller Sarah sent in

https://katu.com/news/nation-world/florida-woman-missing-for-20-days-found-alive-and-naked-in-sewer-system

WTF IS THAT!!!

Easter Style

We Don't Really Know….Well

Joe

Maryland woman dies after getting stuck in Florida hotel window

https://nypost.com/2021/03/30/maryland-woman-22-dies-after-getting-stuck-in-florida-hotel-window/

Randy

Family of teen who choked on chicken nuggets gets 2 million dollars

https://www.valleycentral.com/news/family-of-teen-who-choked-on-chicken-nugget-gets-2-million/?fbclid=IwAR1dDLSq2ttncHpBg6r2ltNvlgW8fO7GBOuTww1G68zDXRBXk5dwM-NQksA

Missed Opportunities

Graphic video shows deadly Uber Eats carjacking by teen girls

Graphic video shows deadly Uber Eats carjacking by teen girls (nypost.com)