Ep. 95 Elmo Love

Fucked Up News

Joe

2 Elmo Is Soft

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/police-clarkston-man-caught-pleasuring-self-with-elmo-doll-during-home-inspection

4 My Kids’ Hot

https://nypost.com/2021/04/10/new-york-parent-seeks-ok-to-marry-their-own-adult-child/

6 Fucking Sign Language

https://metro.co.uk/2021/04/10/deaf-sheepdog-returns-to-work-after-learning-sign-language-14388427/

Randy

1 Predator becomes Prey PICS

https://metro.co.uk/2021/04/14/paedophile-took-baby-wipes-wkd-and-sweets-to-meet-young-girl-in-mcdonalds-14408956/

3 Why So Angry PICS

https://metro.co.uk/2021/04/13/man-bit-off-part-of-girlfriends-nose-and-spat-it-back-at-her-14401219/

5 Locked Away PICS

https://metro.co.uk/2021/04/12/children-locked-in-attic-tortured-with-bats-cat-belts-and-starved-by-parents-14397058/

Trapped In Joe’s Mind

Buy one get one free is a trap

We Don't Really Know….Well

Joe

Woman didn’t know she was pregnant gives birth on toilet

https://nypost.com/2021/04/07/woman-didnt-know-she-was-pregnant-gives-birth-on-toilet/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&utm_source=NYPFacebook&fbclid=IwAR3AG9DvUk_klubt2nSRSz6YfA4YIScib3bb5QMRimWzpQJkgOIFQo-d0io

Randy

Florida teen electrocuted after fleeing burning car during storm

https://nypost.com/2021/04/13/florida-teen-electrocuted-after-fleeing-burning-car-during-storm/

Missed Opportunities

Joe

Man’s testicle exploded after being hit by rubber bullet during protest

https://metro.co.uk/2021/04/13/mans-testicle-exploded-after-being-hit-by-rubber-bullet-during-protest-14403821/

Randy

Woman finds out she has two vaginas while giving birth

https://nypost.com/2021/04/08/woman-finds-out-she-has-two-vaginas-while-giving-birth/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&fbclid=IwAR0Keg9Nhsx7it5uJOqyHcMtwSqHRn3-djElgaNDbHQLHx0XM9Azjtf5YiY