Ep. 96 Spit Or Swallow

Fucked Up News

Joe

1 When Customers Attack

https://metro.co.uk/2021/04/22/uber-driver-picks-up-nurse-who-choked-him-and-sank-teeth-into-neck-14454952/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR27aCxJhfI0k3oGMFW1udzV6yDFu3ekBT8cYKnZgk7MQvfESevqqLzUqIg

3 You Had One Job

https://nypost.com/2021/04/20/wilderness-guide-dies-after-yellowstone-grizzly-bear-attack/

5 Never Ending Pleasure

https://metro.co.uk/2021/04/22/woman-ends-up-in-hospital-after-suffering-never-ending-orgasm-14452810/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR0KOMcyA94dcLv6a_60HKgrAyENoOw_KCK2LSwCzjJXQlSvQYSDgDDe0u8

Randy

2 Love Struck

https://nypost.com/2021/04/16/video-captures-moment-love-triangle-erupts-in-murder-revenge-in-the-bronx/?utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2slEn6WEf8MwmYczTrVM4XRq9ohNQeZr0vTYpoKPZicntjcHcn1hSUn7w

4 Worthless Mom

https://metro.co.uk/2021/04/20/india-boy-saved-after-falling-on-train-tracks-in-front-of-blind-mum-14439941/

6 Taking The Plunge

https://www.valleycentral.com/news/man-survives-plunge-off-cliff-after-suv-crashes-through-rail-lands-in-ocean/?fbclid=IwAR3YtQ9MsKVzIFYF34Vk-0nr_hmXgzjJO-l7sUoIbXRX_PvbDMjF-s6mIYM

Would You Rather

Would you rather swallow or spit?

sit on a dick and eat cake (up your butt) or sit on a cake and eat a dick?

have a rewind button or a pause button in your life?

We Don't Really Know….Well

Joe

Florida woman thinks she saw baby dinosaur in her backyard

https://nypost.com/2021/04/18/florida-woman-thinks-she-saw-baby-dinosaur-in-her-backyard/

Randy

Mom charged with killing teen son and burying him under clothes in bedroom

https://nypost.com/2021/04/14/mom-charged-with-killing-teen-son-burying-him-under-clothes-in-bedroom/

Missed Opportunities

Joe

Man body slams robber who held him at gunpoint

https://nypost.com/2021/04/19/man-body-slams-robber-who-held-him-at-gunpoint-video-shows/

Randy

Upskirt pervert filmed 250 women with camera hidden in show avoids jail

https://metro.co.uk/2021/04/21/upskirt-pervert-filmed-250-women-with-camera-hidden-in-shoe-14449085/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR3JqJJklcbFZ2O-dEtPbJNPjFPKyn-iMuJXicjDpV9aqs5z7IByP82Wdes