Ep. 97 Double Down On Dick

Fucked Up News

Randy

1 Please Suck It

https://metro.co.uk/2021/04/25/mum-left-straw-in-bottle-of-bleach-hoping-her-toddler-would-drink-it-14468786/

3 Shell Shocking PICS

https://nypost.com/2021/04/22/woman-cut-in-the-head-after-turtle-crashes-through-windshield/

5 Field Trip PICS

https://metro.co.uk/2021/04/23/it-teacher-who-took-pupils-to-strip-club-while-drunk-is-struck-off-14463104/

Joe

2 Who Needs A Parking Brake

https://metro.co.uk/2021/04/25/bolton-man-dies-after-being-run-over-by-his-car-as-it-rolled-downhill-14469430/

4 You Still Gonna Pay

https://metro.co.uk/2021/04/24/manchester-uber-driver-drove-woman-into-canal-and-still-charged-her-14465475/

6 Recess Coke Break

https://nypost.com/2021/04/26/kindergarten-teacher-busted-for-cocaine-during-recess-cops-say/

Give It To Me

Spiller Nadia send in a question:

Where does your dick go when you take a shit?

We Don't Really Know….Well

Randy

Man arrested after dating 35 women to get presents all year round

https://metro.co.uk/2021/04/25/man-arrested-after-dating-35-women-to-get-presents-all-year-round-14469987/

Joe

Man accused of hitting hotel worker in head with horseshoe then microwaving fire extinguisher

https://www.valleycentral.com/news/man-accused-of-hitting-hotel-worker-in-head-with-horseshoe-microwaving-fire-extinguisher/?fbclid=IwAR2zo6FFgPUIRfeiy14VMQfSnIs6THW-rztwPwrsbVJb5dQiGLuON9EvOV8

Missed Opportunities

Randy

Woman slashed to death in bathtub

https://nypost.com/2021/04/24/woman-slashed-to-death-in-bathtub-in-nyc/

Joe

Woman facing federal charges for not returning vhs tape 21 years ago

https://nypost.com/2021/04/24/woman-facing-federal-charges-for-not-returning-vhs-tape-21-years-ago/?utm_source=NYPFacebook&sr_share=facebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&fbclid=IwAR3xH_rrgbQmZlfQgq9erTEysN0xS_gb9nePjJFvh1UYF3IxP5XpL0kT4b4