Ep. 98 Lunch Lady and a BBQ

Fucked Up News

1. Drunken Night JOE

https://www.thedailybeast.com/pennsylvania-man-nikolay-lukyanchikov-shot-his-dog-then-grilled-it-police-says

2. Ink Regret RANDY

https://tattoos.news/2021/05/02/dj-who-got-radio-station-tattoo-on-arm-laid-off-a-week-later/

Article

https://nypost.com/2021/05/01/dj-who-got-radio-station-tattoo-on-arm-laid-off-a-week-later/

3. Dropping By JOE

https://nypost.com/2021/04/29/hundreds-of-birds-swoop-down-california-familys-chimney/?utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&fbclid=IwAR1VnFKJYlZwOn8byV7aq1HJva2FbWG5rx2qG9JVJJAMFYg5y9ivHK25UkY

4. Lunch Lady RANDY

https://www.valleycentral.com/news/sheriff-porn-alcohol-and-sex-part-of-louisiana-lunch-ladys-student-sleepovers/

5. Pranks For Punks JOE

https://nypost.com/2021/05/01/no-joke-nyc-based-company-sued-over-offensive-penis-pranks/

6. Pimpin’ Out Mom RANDY

https://nypost.com/2021/05/03/son-creates-onlyfans-account-for-his-sexy-mom/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&sr_share=facebook&fbclid=IwAR0wHmB3UbkYd0Mxp5mzczI2sf6swWOU3P4yip0O5UNghaNHcS6_moGZTpk

Randy's Rant

Marriage should come with warranty options

We Don't Really Know….Well

Joe

She’s just chillin back- video shows woman watching house go up in flames- with someone inside

https://www.dailydot.com/irl/maryland-woman-sets-house-on-fire-with-someone-trapped-inside-video/

Randy

Father used infant son as human shield in shootout with cops

https://nypost.com/2021/05/05/father-used-infant-son-as-human-shield-in-shootout-with-cops-report/?utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&fbclid=IwAR1nnMtgLTYE6Uy2oPVABVzl7xd-INWfQOufoTreOPju3lhOrjRhnzf5HKE

Joe

Student shares campus tale that soap dispensers are racist

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/ucla-student-soap-dispensers-racist%3f_amp=true

Missed Opportunities

Joe

Florida teen accused of rigging homecoming election to be tried as adult

https://nypost.com/2021/05/04/florida-teen-accused-of-rigging-homecoming-election-to-be-tried-as-adult/

Randy

Arkansas police tackle naked woman after leading them on chase

https://www.kiiitv.com/mobile/article/news/crime/naked-arkansas-woman-police-chase-stolen-vehicle-lamar/91-4a2d233f-601a-488a-ae63-d171ba5284f1

UPDATE

She was sentenced to 10 years in prison for bringing a pussy gun into prison

https://nypost.com/2021/05/02/inmate-who-smuggled-gun-in-her-vagina-sentenced-to-10-years-in-prison/