Ep. 99 She's On Fire

Fucked Up News

1. Hate Thy Neighbor. RANDY

https://metro.co.uk/2021/05/10/pensioner-jailed-after-driving-over-wife-when-he-meant-to-hit-neighbour-14553727/

2. Topless Dude. JOE

https://nypost.com/2021/05/08/nyc-teacher-caught-sucking-topless-mans-nipple-during-zoom-class/

3. Big Pimpin’. RANDY

https://metro.co.uk/2021/05/11/father-of-151-says-his-full-time-job-is-satisfying-his-16-wives-14560172/

4. Pussy Fixes Everything. JOE

https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/chicago-releases-1000-cats-to-end-reputation-as-rat-capital/

5. Stupid Hero. RANDY

https://nypost.com/2021/05/07/girl-11-dies-trying-to-save-puppies-from-florida-fire/

6. Sounds Like Fun. JOE

https://nypost.com/2021/05/10/tourist-hangs-from-shattered-glass-bridge-in-china/

Word Run

A word association game where first one to win three rounds, wins the game. Randy starts off the game.

We Don't Really Know….Well

Joe

Naked man claiming to have bomb causes traffic jam in georgia

https://nypost.com/2021/05/08/naked-man-claiming-to-have-bomb-causes-traffic-jam-in-georgia/

Randy

Orlando Lawyer and mother left her kids at home to run an suv into their fathers house

https://news.yahoo.com/orlando-lawyer-mother-left-her-171253353.html?ncid=facebook_yahoonewsf_akfmevaatca

Missed Opportunities

Joe

Woman finds haunted photo in old copy of the ring

https://nypost.com/2021/05/11/woman-finds-haunted-photo-in-old-copy-of-the-ring/

Randy

Queens man accused of killing sexually abusing his 65 year old mother

https://nypost.com/2021/05/09/queens-man-accused-of-killing-sexually-abusing-his-65-year-old-mother/