Episode 70 - Chicken Lover and Selling Organs

This week Randy and Joe bring you crazy fun with a Would You Rather in the fun segment and they also launched some new segments and got rid of some.

Fucked up news

1. Special Hero (RANDY)

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/paralyzed-man-jumps-into-ocean-to-save-drowning-man/

2. Hide it somewhere (JOE)

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-passenger-caught-smuggling-gold-in-rectum-to-avoid-taxes/

3. Sacrifice For Future (RANDY)

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/baby-survives-plane-crash-in-colombia-that-killed-parents/

4. Chicken Love (JOE)

https://nypost.com/2020/10/20/man-jailed-after-killing-chickens-by-having-sex-with-them/

5. Skirts and Heels (RANDY)

https://metro.co.uk/2020/10/19/straight-married-dad-has-been-wearing-skirts-and-heels-to-work-for-years-to-challenge-gender-norms-13446579/

6. Period bad (JOE)

https://nypost.com/2020/10/19/florida-school-quarantines-student-for-having-her-period/

7. Organ For Sale (RANDY)

https://metro.co.uk/2020/10/19/woman-24-put-her-uterus-up-for-sale-on-etsy-for-750-13446457/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR1xfa_zVL83WuZkOK4A0uSEILRgwLJFpEqZSDxy29YFHq1tv0gCROEPEyc

8. Caveman Style (JOE)

https://metro.co.uk/2020/10/20/truck-driver-mowed-down-jogger-then-drove-off-with-her-body-and-raped-her-13450727/?ito=facebook%7Csocial%7Cmetroukfacebook&fbclid=IwAR22Q3SlcfM2rFTSd_sXYnKPakpbmcr3_qEsOb624B-aQOML4iROpD0Ryh0

Take Five

Would You Rather...

...Know when you are going to die OR know how you are going to die.

We Don’t Really Know, But…

Joe

Fast food run with school children leads to DUI charge for bus driver

https://www.foxnews.com/us/school-bus-driver-dui-arrested-kids-fast-food

Randy

Naked teen covered in ranch dressing crashes at Kansas gas station, sheriff says

https://www.kansas.com/news/local/crime/article246541448.html?fbclid=IwAR1LKNrXrQFDXCKh4VZGxP21MLVT53a9lER9OTJTCv7sJdsnwTG-fLHP4sA

Missed Opportunities

Poundland removes ouija boards after they are condemned as satanic

https://metro.co.uk/2020/10/20/poundland-removes-ouija-boards-after-they-are-condemned-as-satanic-13449391/

Aggressive pet monkey won't stop attacking neighbors in small Tennessee town

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article246612268.html